Score: 9

"One of my favourites."

submission: A Men's Room Monologue

date: October 30, 2009

This is one of my favourite movies on NG mainly because it's so true. I (and a lot of people) agree with basically everything you said, I hate automatic sinks and hand "dryers". The monologue is great and very well explained, it kept me interested all the way through and I even watched it the third time (or fourth) today.

The reason why I deducted a star is because of the graphics. You didn't seem to bother much with visuals, or maybe you just weren't talented. If the monologue was a bad one, I would have deducted more stars, but it's so good that it makes up for the poor graphics. Good job, keep it up.

Score: 3

"Too simple."

submission: NG Button Editor

date: October 30, 2009

The idea was there, but the options were so limited. You should at least be able to adjust the size and shape, but even then it wouldn't be much better. There was no music too, but at least you didn't use the "Endless Handbag Loop" which for some reason is used in EVERY NG related flash. Good luck with your future projects, you have potential, so I'm pretty sure you can come up with much better flashes than this one.

Score: 10

"Wonderful!"

submission: Windows Doors

date: September 24, 2009

To tell you the truth, my friend, I didn't except this to turn out this good, like what I said when reviewing your beta. This is what I call a legitimate computer sim, mainly because it actually fells like real, SO real. Nearly any other computer sim would have internet with only a few pages to access, some documents and some humorous games. What makes this game unique is it's design, realism, and it's richness in features. I especially liked how you can play audio portal songs. I haven't found any of the secrets yet, but I'll keep searching for them.

The internet browser is awesome, it has so many web pages and they're awesome, too. Tom Fulp's "Archon68 is awesome" thread is hilarious. I think you kinda overdid the jokes about you being "awesome" though.

This is the best computer sim I've ever seen. Even though computer sims usually get boring after a short time, the secret documents and stuff (if there really are any!) adds up to the gameplay time. This is just great. I loved it. It deserves the award.

P.S. The preloader doesn't take that long to load. In fact, It was only a 2 minutes waiting for me.

Score: 9

"This is just great."

submission: Life in the Portal: Clock

date: September 18, 2009

This is one of the few Clockday submissions that I liked, mainly because it's a logical one. I chuckled all the way through, the idea and the plot was excellent. The only reason I deducted a star is because this movie lacks backgrounds, they are plain white, and I think some drawings were worth spending more time on and improving. Other than that, it's great. I laughed hard at the "Circle N Circle", which I think was inspired by Stamper's "Circle 'N Square". As for the voice acting, it awesome. FatKidWithAJetPack did a good job. I hope both of you keep up the good work.

Score: 10

"Outstanding!"

submission: Street Fighter Collab

date: August 12, 2009

Undisputedly the best collab I've ever seen. Most of the parts make me laugh my socks off, with that combined with great art, animation, and music, that's what I call a great collab.

My favourites:
1st- El-Cid: I just laughed at the whole part, from the beginning to the end, and I can watch it 100 times and still laugh.
2nd- TomFulp: Even though he wasn't co-authored, he did a great job. I especially laughed at the grin on Ryu's face, he looked so dumb. This part needed some shading, though.
3rd- phantomZ: The thing that made me laugh most was Ken's screams, and how the word "ass" was pronounced.
4th- ChakraX: Laughed all the way through, especially how Zangief slams Sakura's haid on his giant dick, and how his hair "gets an erection".
5th- Fiergon: The choice of songs were especially funny, how Guile kept rewinding the song, and how Blanka was listening to classical music.
6th- Stamper: The shitting and vomiting was a bit exarragated, but it still gave me a good laugh, especially Guile's speech and how Bison's vomit was purple. xD
7th- Nalem: It gave me a good laugh, but I couldn't help but notice how Ken's drawing kept changing. Why is it like that?

Yeah, so much favourites, but it's because they are awesome.

The worst was AlmightyHans's in my opinion, it showed nothing interesting and the art was... weird.

This collab was definately worth the hard work, it was just awesome. Congratulations. What's with all the dick jokes, though? :)

Score: 3

"Humorous."

submission: Stop Cyberbullying!

date: July 25, 2009

It's not really a game, you just need to log off, and you're done. I first tried to respond to him but none of his responses were related to mine, he just kept typing insults. If you made a chat system like in Windows Doors, that would be much more real. Also, you already say the way to win in the "Failure" page when you lose the game.

It was a humorous one, damn right too, that's what I have did to many retards here, and I'll keep doing it. They may even create a second account just to keep insulting you, so keep blocking and don't even check any PMs from him, don't let your curiousity take over, they will eventually leave you alone.

Anyway, the message you were trying to give was an important one that everyone should know, but it's not what I call a game, if you made a chat system like your "Stalker", and if you made different ways to win, it would have been much better. Sorry for the low rating, but this is what it deserves. 3/10, 2/5

Score: 10

"Great movie."

submission: Batman: Bright Day

date: July 16, 2009

I always wondered why Joker had to do that smacking sound every second, and you made a hilarious spoof to it. Batman's scary voice was matched greatly, too. Joker's drawing was amazing, Batman's face was stupid, which I think was intentional, because it was funny.

I'm not complaining about the lack of animation, because all this movie needed was mouth animations, and you've already done it. Well done, keep up the good work.

Score: 10

"Nice movie."

submission: Happy Fast Food

date: July 11, 2009

It's true, too. Don't know how much true, though. Anyway, it was really funny and well-animated, I especially laughed at how the cow simply allowed the guy to cut him. Keep up the good work.

Score: 8

"Laughed my ass off."

submission: Stamper N' Johnny

date: July 4, 2009

Especially when Stamper started crying. The background music just increased the fun. Nice joke, but I would suggest you add a body to Stamper, and don't make the characters move while they're talking, just make their mouths move.

Score: 8

"Fun game, but needs improvement."

submission: //Smoking Kills

date: June 26, 2009

A sniper game with new gameplay elements, such as the clothes and the evidence system. Speaking of evidence system, it's kinda flawed, because you always leave at least some evidence and get your score deducted. Whatever you do, you will always leave assorted snack waste and at least one shell casing. To solve this, my recommendation is:

- Add an upgrade to the rifle where it becomes semi-auto if you buy it. Therefore, you won't need to eject any shell casings (I'm speaking my knowledge from Resident Evil 4, so forgive me if I'm wrong).
- Remove the assorted snack waste thing, it's not really necessary.

The one-liners were a unique feature, but why one-liners? If I were you, I would have used tactics instead of the one-liners. That is, for example, if you kill a guy normally, you will receive a money bonus near the reward. However, if you stage an accident, you will receive points instead of the extra money.

The game was easy, mostly because the missions were similar to the other sniper games here. I would like to mention that you can't kill the people except the target in Russia level, while the guy is speaking. I would suggest you make them killable. Also, the shades make the screen REALLY dark, I would recommend you make it a bit brighter.

As for the graphics, I won't complain about the people being sticks. They weren't drawn well, though, the animation isn't much good, too.

The song was nice and epic, I added it to my favourites. I liked the sound effects, too.

About the equipment, I liked their ups and downs, but I would make the gloves decrease your reloading speed. And, instead of the shades making you "cool and attractive" (what is that for, exactly?), I would make them decrease your visibility as a benefit. By the way, the shades kinda look weird on the character, and his appearance doesn't change depending on your equipment.

The humor was nice, but you kinda overdid that paper clip joke. If it was only in two e-mails, it would be well-balanced.

A detailed review. If you are going to make a sequel, I suggest you keep the things I said in mind. If you do, I'm sure it's going to be a masterpiece.