Jesus, i have a terrible feeling it will get blammed.

I hope you like it and vote fairly.

Update: Sheesh, it passed. With a score around 2, but i got used to it.

That's the subject of my new movie. It's about an elder woman (which happens to be my grandma) who buys WoW and starts playing. Guess what? She is playing TOO good!

If you wonder how i had this idea, here it is. This morning, i was having breakfast with my family. My dad said one of his friends are playing WoW. My brother brought up a subject of what would happen if my grandma played WoW! He said that she would own everybody in the server (sarcasm), so much, that the makers of WoW are being forced to make an expansion pack where my grandma is blocked. We all started laughing.

My grandma's name is Vecahet (a Turkish name, so it may sound weird) (spelled Ve-ja-haet). My mom joked about my grandma's name "VecaHOT" written on the expansion pack. You will see the name of the expansion pack when the movie comes out.

That's pretty much all. I'm planning to release it tomorrow. I hope you don't blam it and go easy on me, because it will be my first movie to NG. I can gurantee you it will be funny.

Have a nice day!

Jack woke Eric up in the midnight. "It's time to go." He said.
"Uhh, dammit." Said Eric. "Why not sleep 30 minutes more?"
"We don't wanna risk it, Eric." Responded Jack. "Even 5 hours later, the streets will be filled with people."
"And that's what i am talking about!" said Eric. "You told me that the clothing shop is not too far. If we go, rob it, return, it won't even take an hour! Aren't you the one who said we will return in no time? Plus, i'm not energetic enough to rob a clothing shop right now."
"Alright. You win." Said Jack. "Wake me up again in 4 PM. But, if we fuck up, it's your fault, not mine, ok?"
"Aaargh, just lie down and close your eyes, dammit!" replied Eric, then fell asleep very quick again.

Jack woke up and rubbed his eyes. He saw the rising sun from the window and looked at his wristwatch with terror. "Holy fucking sh-Eric, wake up! It's 6:30!!"
"What?!" Eric stood up on his bed made from blankets. "You gotta be kidding me!"
Jack gazed at Eric,
- It's all because of you!
- Me?! You are the one who forgot to wake me up!
- I am the one who always wakes you up, aren't I? You are the one who was supposed to wake me up again, do you think only of sleeping or what?
- You go rob that damn shop, because i'm not coming!
- Fine!
Jack put his mask on which he used in the bank robbery, and got some guns, then started running.
Eric started shouting, when Jack was far enough,
"I hope you get caught and have your body rotten in the damn prison you idiot!" he couldn't believe what he said after then. Jack was his best, and only friend. He just couldn't live without him. "Friendship isn't dead." He said. "Not just yet..." He put on his mask, grabbed his guns and went after Jack.

Thankfully, the streets were still uncrowded. Nearly everyone in the town were still too bothered to go out for now. Or, they were afraid of Jack and Eric.
Eric caught up with Jack quickly. Jack was hiding in the bushes, staring at LeRoy's Closet.
"Jack, it's me." Whispered Eric. "What are you looking at?"
"LeRoy's Closet is right there. I just can't assure myself it's too safe for a move. Look, LeRoy's Closet is opening at 7:00 AM. It's 6:40 right now, so we have 20 minutes. Any idea what we should do?"
"I know how to pick locks." Said Eric. "Wait here."
Eric managed to open the door quickly. He called Jack over. When they stepped inside, they heard a noisy and an annoying sound.
"Damn, it has an alarm system!" said Jack. "Pick up those costumes quickly, then run!"
They grabbed all the costumes they could find, then they heard a voice.
"Hands up!" it was the police. 2 officers had their guns pointed at Jack and Eric. They had no choice but to put their hands in the air.
"Eric...the showcases..." whispered Jack. Eric got the point.
All of a sudden, they jumped out breaking the showcases and started running in opposite directions.
"Eric, see you at the wa-our hideout!" shouted Jack. Obviously, he couldn't say warehouse near the police.

They both managed to meet at the warehouse without getting caught by the police. Costume shop robbery was successful. "Now, all we should do is to change disguises, hire a helicopter pilot and get the hell out of here."

To be continued...

***Sheesh, after a long break, the new chapter of Assassins is finally out!
Read chapter 11 here. You better read it before you read this, otherwise you wouldn't understand this chapter. Chapter 10 and all the previous ones are a few posts away from chapter 11. Read them too, if you want, and need.***

Jack and Eric landed in the steppe where they killed Tommy.
"Shit! Man, we are seriously fucked now! How do we go to Tokyo now?!" complained Eric.
"I don't know, Eric. But, yeah, we are fucked! We were in serious trouble already, involved in all those shootouts, god, why the fuck did we start a school shooting anyway?!"
Jack had a flashback to 15 years ago, on the day of school shooting. He remembered when Jane (the girl he had a crush on) got crushed under the school bus.
Eric poked Jack. "Hey, Jack. I think i see some detectives." It was right, police detectives were standing near the corpse of Tommy.
"Come on Eric, we better get out of here." Said Jack.
"YOU get out of here! I give up." Replied Eric.
Jack was shocked. "What...?!" he said.
"You heard me Jack, i give up. We will never going to make it. I prefer dying in prison rather than i die in Tokyo or whatever. Now i will go near the police and tell them what i have done." Said Eric.
"Eric, why do you give up hope? We will find a way to Tokyo. Don't just give up!" said Jack.
"Ok, Jack, i won't give up, but in one condition." Said Eric.
"What is that?" asked Jack.
"Promise me that all this crap, all this war will end when we kill those fuckers and take our revenge, then you will let me go to prison." Said Eric.
"I promise. Now please come with me. We need to think of a way to Tokyo." Said Jack.
"I ain't going anywhere today. I'm tired." Said Eric.
"You are right, actually. Let's go home...i mean factory. We may be able to think of a plan tomorrow."

Next morning, Jack called Eric for breakfast, to eat apples and oranges collected from the nearby trees.
Eric sat down at the table. Half asleep:
- Man, i'm tired of apples and oranges. I'm starving. I really wanna know what sushi tastes like.
- I don't like sushi, personally. Plus, we don't even know if we are gonna make it to Tokyo.
- We have to be careful. Japanese people can design some good weapons, like katanas and knifes.
- That's a good thing as well. We will need weapons there. We have enough money to buy them. We have the money both from Tommy's wallet and the dollars we stole from the bank.
- Anyway, i think we better start thinking about the Plan B. We can't go there by plane anymore. Going by ship, it's still dangerous. Going by car is the safest, but it will take ages, dammit!
- Yeah. We need patiente and shitloads of fuel. Oh, how about hiring a pilot and going by helicopter?
- You think we can trust him?
- We have no choice. But first, we need disguises.
- How? The streets are too dangerous for us to go to a shop.
- Then we are gonna have to steal it at midnight. I know a place here. It's called LeRoy's Wardrobe.
- Robbery job again? No thanks.
- This one is pretty simple. I promise we will steal them and go back in no time.
- Ah, alright. But i gurantee you, our second life in hell will be painful.

To be continued...

I'm thinking of submitting my first audio soon, using my airguitar, but i'm not sure. It will probably be a basic song called "Victory".

The other one is a flash plan. I will make a defender game setting in the sea.
The story is like this:
You are a passenger flying to Africa for holiday, until your plain crashes. You are nearly the only one who survived. You get a boat and you have to return home in 10 days (still deciding on the day count). However, it's not a piece of cake. You have to deal with sharks, piranhas, killer bees and eagles using your pistol, so will you survive?

Also, i'm working on a remake for Sniper's Contracts right now, with hopefully improved graphics and limited ammo, but i can't gurantee it's coming. In fact, it's a slight chance i will finish it anyways.

Update: I will release the new chapter of Assassins probably today.

I'm serious, type kingofsansiro.newgrounds.com and you will see that his account got deleted. God, he was a pain in everybody's balls. Thanks Tom! (Or whoever is assigned to delete the accounts of annoying ppl.) I guess that account was fake, though.

I forgot to tell ya, but i've been to Bodrum for 3 weeks and i returned today. Things that i bought there:
- Diving gear
- A small boat
- A T-shirt with FEARLESS writeen on it.
- An i-Pood t-shirt (This was a gift from a friend) (see the picture)
- "Player Select" VG character action figures: Hitman, Marcus Fenix and Altair
- A small shopping cart and a glass of tea to put on my worktable
- A comic book
- 2 video games: Imperial Glory and Sims 2: Seasons
- Underwater photography camera cover

I hope you enjoy it. Please vote fairly and leave a review.

Yeah, very soon, maybe even today!
I'm making a game where you drop colorful balls into colorful boxes and score points. I'm planning for it to be 12 levels, and i already made the 11th level. But, i can also make additionaly 4-5 levels, i couldn't decide yet.
If the time permits, i will release it today.

Features:
- 12 colorful levels,
- Tension packed gameplay,
- Friendly and enemy objects,
- Score and ranking system!

Got no pics atm, maybe i can upload one today.

You probably know that i decided to leave NG (previous post). Well, i had a new flash idea today. I'm making it atm. My new decision is, i will submit the game if i finish it, look at the reviews, maybe make more games, BUT i will not concentrate on making friends and stuff. From now on, NG is only a flash portal to me, not a social utility where you make friends and meet people. In other words, i will only respond to comments and reviews, sometimes write reviews, but i'm not going to try to make new friends or get into a conversation with anybody. I will not post on BBS either, unless i have a question about flash. Have a nice day, everyone.