Spamming Enjoyment Syndrome - by mrty

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Spamming Enjoyment Syndrome

Posted by mrty - January 17th, 2009

Disclaimer: This so called article is meant to be a joke, it is not created to offend anyone, it's written just for fun. Enjoy.

Spamming Enjoyment Syndrome (SES) is a common infectious internet disease. Mallick Roger Travis Yeller coined this name after seeing most of the people in Newgrounds enjoying spamming in a mysterious way. This disease is pretty infectious and is spread through online contact, such as chatting. The virus which causes the infection is also called "SES".

Causes:
- Spamming, even though you do it only once
- Chatting with the people infected by SES
- Browsing through the internet for a long amount of time, especially NG

Symptoms:
- Enjoying typing random phrases
- Dizziness
- Enjoying reading spam and random phrases
- Mild nausea and headache

Treatment:
Once the victim is infected, it is fortunately possible to cure him. Only the infected person can cure himself/herself. The only treatment is:
1- Multiply your age by 2.
2- Turn off your computer and light a candle.
3- Place the candle...
...(Desktop computers) Between your keyboard and your mouse
...(Laptop computers) In front of your laptop
4- Sit in front of the candle with your left eyebrow slightly raised (this is VERY important)
5- Close your eyes and say the following sentence as much as the result of the multiplication:
"I have a life..."

Lmao, this should be uploaded to Wikipedia xD.

P.S. "SES" means "sound" in Turkish.

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ChemicalVengence 2009-01-17 17:06:57

I do better things with my candles, but Im sure someone might try that

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mrty 2009-01-17 17:06:57

Your choice, if you absolutely don't want to cure your infection.